Pixie Dust and Bacardi

Created by moi.

1. Crazy Island, John Mellencamp (America, stop being materialistic, it’s annoying)

2. Daily News, Tom Paxton (conservative newspapers are somehow effeminate and dicks at the same time)

3. What Did You Learn in School Today?, Tom Paxton (public schools brainwash your children!!!!)

4. Everybody Loves Me, Baby, Don McLean (America is like that jackass who thinks he’s God’s gift to women)

5. Bottle of Wine, Tom Paxton (be nice to homeless alcoholics)

6. Greenwood, Peter Paul & Mary (we’re all gonna die)

7. The General, Dispatch (war sucks)

8. Goldman Spoke at Union Square, from the musical Ragtime (rich people can find meaning in unions)

9. To Washington, John Mellencamp (George Bush should just die)

10. We Didn’t Start the Fire, Billy Joel (everything wrong with the US is not the Boomers’ fault)

11. My Son John, Tom Paxton (war isn’t worth PTSD)

12. Dear Mr. President, P!nk (P!nk knows more about normal Americans than George Bush)

13. No Easy Walk to Freedom, Peter Paul & Mary (Nelson Mandela rules, Apartheid drools)

13. Houston, Mary Chapin Carpenter (Bush really fucked up on Katrina)

14. Jerusalem, Joan Baez (it’s such a beautiful tribute to Mideast peace that I can’t even snark)

15. Lyndon Johnson Told the Nation, Tom Paxton (LBJ was a lying douche who hates Christmas)

16. On With the Song, Mary Chapin Carpenter (Republicans are all mindless Bible-bangers who listen to Rush Limbaugh when they aren’t making fun of Mexicans)

17. Peaceful World, John Mellencamp (racists, please stop being racists)

18. Ramblin Boy, Tom Paxton (nice people died in Vietnam)

19. I Know Where I’ve Been, from the musical Hairspray (getting your civil rights ain’t easy)

20. I Heard an Owl, Carrie Newcomer (hating people and cutting down trees is anti-Christian)

21. El Salvador, Peter Paul & Mary (next time you repress a Communist coup, make sure the reigning dictator isn’t psycho)

22. There But for Fortune, Joan Baez (don’t judge what you don’t know, bitches)

23. The Willing Conscript, Tom Paxton (sergeants teach draftees to love murder)

24. What You Own, from the musical Rent (twenty-something, white, straight men screed about being repressed)

25. Shed a Little Light, James Taylor (I refuse to mock a prayer about Martin Luther freakin King)

26. La Vie Boheme, from the musical Rent (do whatever makes you feel free and special, even if it’s illegal. Oh and do it in public when other people are eating.)

27. Blowin in the Wind, Peter Paul & Mary (people, can you at least pretend to care about someone other than yourself?)

28. You Can’t Stop the Beat, from the musical Hairspray (a new world is coming where it’s okay to be black, white, young, old, and dangerously overweight)